Friday, December 30, 2011

Santorum Saturates Iowa!

Dan Savage was brilliant, as it turns out, to make 'santorum' mean 'ass juice.'

There's just so many possibilities!

*****

Santorum is running somewhere between Romney and Gingritch...

Santorum surges... explodes in Iowa...

Santorum comes from behind. (Simple, yet elegant)

Santorum has unexpected burst

Santorum bottoms out

Santorum campaign leaks to press

Santorum Smears Romney's Magic Underwear

Santorum streaming video

Santorum in bed with Big Oil

Evangelical voters satisfied with Santorum

Santorum offices evacuate lower level

Marcus Bachmann prefers Santorum to Bush

Santorum dips in polls (homonymously cute, no?)

Barney Frank blasts Santorum!
(I have to credit my wife for that one)

Also:

Great name for a Gay Bar: "The Sanctum Santorum"



BADUMP-BUMP!