Dan Savage was brilliant, as it turns out, to make 'santorum' mean 'ass juice.'
There's just so many possibilities!
Santorum is running somewhere between Romney and Gingritch...
Santorum surges... explodes in Iowa...
Santorum comes from behind. (Simple, yet elegant)
Santorum has unexpected burst
Santorum bottoms out
Santorum campaign leaks to press
Santorum Smears Romney's Magic Underwear
Santorum streaming video
Santorum in bed with Big Oil
Evangelical voters satisfied with Santorum
Santorum offices evacuate lower level
Marcus Bachmann prefers Santorum to Bush
Santorum dips in polls (homonymously cute, no?)
Barney Frank blasts Santorum!
(I have to credit my wife for that one)
Great name for a Gay Bar: "The Sanctum Santorum"